A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast.

 A man in a hotel lobby turns to go 

to the front desk, but he accidentally 

runs into a woman beside him and his 

elbow bumps into her breast. 

They are both quite startled. The man 

turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your 

heart is soft as your breast, I know 

you'll forgive me." She replies, 

"If your penis is as hard as your elbow, 

I'm in room 436."