GREAT
At the beach, a woman in a bright yellow bikini marched up to the lifeguard tower. “Can you watch my stuff while I swim?” she asked. The lifeguard nodded. “Sure. What’s in the bag?” “Just my phone, wallet, keys, and a sandwich.” He glanced at the sandwich. “You’re taking that swimming?” “No,” she said. “I’m leaving it here. I don’t trust the seagulls.” Just then, a seagull swooped down, grabbed the sandwich, and flew off. She stared after it. “That bird just stole my lunch!” The lifeguard shrugged. “I thought you didn’t trust the seagulls.” “I didn’t,” she said. “I trusted you to be faster.”
